Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
I love it!!